Wednesday, April 4, 2018

It's a simple docker run after all :)

docker run -name  higher_dimension_user_called_GOD/universes_repository:fresh_image_after_destruct big bang

#tech_six_word_stories #docker

Saturday, January 14, 2017


Warm April air in that spacious flat had turned thick... with fragrance of mutton curry...

S.K., Punit and Aru-uncle all 3 were down approx 2 pegs each...
Besides creating the happy buzz, whisky also had made them hungry... super duper hungry.

Thankfully Punit's mummiji served dinner...
Just in time... n all four of them shifted to table.

It was very typical 'sunday night meal' visual... Of any nouveau riche meat-eating marathi family.
Shiny steel plates... shinier bowls...
chapatis... warm n soft like baby-cheeks...
red steaming mutton curry...
n specially in Punit's plate: big chunk of lamb-bone... his favorite!

Punit cheered up...
He threw happy air-kisses towards mum... and sucked that tubular bone... sucked while it's hot...
Sucked so hard... It was almost vulgar.
All that bone-marrow got into his mouth...
That buttery, warm, grey chunk of happiness traveled through his food pipe n he moaned... in ecstasy.
"Mum I love you for this."

Mummiji had a fresh tide of maternal love,
"I know you like marrow... n you need it too.
It will strengthen your broken bones... love.
My poor baby... n his leg...
These idiot slum people... is footpath a place to slee...?"

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Six-word stories:

1.Challenge misfires: bucket had dry ice!

2.Schrödinger's cat caught... in spot fixing!!!

Foll. 2 are inspired by article in Times of India about babies with 2 Moms:

3.Well, I am my momS' son!

4.Mummy Mummy Mummy Mummy Modern bread!

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

My very own Rajni Jokes:

Each one of Rajini's six-packs has six-packs :D!

Rajini had dandruff once... thats how they started making "Sheera"!

Rajini was java programmer once... He could access private variables outside the class! :D

Rajini can make yummy 'Aam-Ras'... with tomatoes :)

Rajini's car lost a wheel-cap once while driving on a bumpy road,
It later became Captain America's "shield" :)

Friday, March 28, 2014

Jai Mata Di

Miss Ranaut,
Saw "Queen"... last night ... finally & still not able to get u out of my head!

Loved u, loved the movie!

Loved the way your eyes dance,
and naively light up in front of first love,
and start laughing before anybody else for santa Banta jokes told by self!
and spewt anger, pain & are happy at the same freaking time in your famous non-dance!
and concerned for Vijay (the hotter one not the jack a** one)
and simply show pride for being from Delhi (I can relate ... I am from Bandra / East)

Also Loved the way you ran like toddler!
And Loved all ur boho friends!

Shine on and Jai Mata Di!!!

Monday, September 3, 2012

May be...May be Not

Reasons dude wants to stay batchelor all his life & live like a King:
  1. Barney (How I Met Your Mother).
  2. Charlie (Two and a Half Men).
  3. Porn.
  4. Being able to blow all his fat IT salary all by himself on 18000 INR Diesel Jeans.
  5. Lots & lots & lots of girls!
  6. WhatsApp.
  7. Valentines Day.

Reasons dude might want to commit someday & settle:

  1. First 15 minutes of "Up" (the movie) & Michael Giacchino's sound-track.
  2. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless mind (the movie).
  3. Porn.
  4. His Mom n Dad's Marriage.
  5. A "girl"!
  6. Tere Bina Jiya Jaye Naa (Singer: Lata Picturized on: Rekha Movie: Ghar)
  7. Diwali.
  8. Once his best friend was back from US after 6 months & his girl hugged him for like 25 minutes!!!


Saturday, August 4, 2012


Its about time I reveal this to the world:
There is some one in my life.
Someone smart sexy & with too much of power.
But then it's 2012 & today's man is not afraid of too much power in his partner right?

Also interestingly I am not the first man in her life!
she was in fact with my best friend Avi before we started seeing each other.
But then again it's 2012 & "Virgin" only applies to drinks with tiny umbrellas & no alcohol content (Boooring) :D

But now we are almost inseparable,
I take her everywhere.
We keep fooling around in bohemian ecstacy...
Doing too much PDA to peoples dismay!
In fact once my night watchman caught me kissing her but being thorough gentleman he is..he chose to ignore.

So boyz n girlz without much further ado...I give y'all