Woman I love U

I loved u for Sardar Sarovar
I loved u as Anna's side kick

I loved u in Dirty Picture
I loved u in Slut Walk
I loved u in the 'Oscars'
I loved u when u wrote Potter
I loved u with Dragon Tattoo

I loved u when u fed me
I loved u when u broke ma heart
I loved u when u held ma hand
I loved u when u called me Bro
I loved u when u called me Son
I loved u when u called me Punk
I loved u when u called me Idiot

I loved u when u made me laugh
I loved u when u made me cry
I loved u when u made ma brains fry

I loved u when I get tipsy
I loved u when U get tipsy


-Love n Respect ...always n forever!
-Happy women's day!

-Nil Arte

There is no bug in the java programme that extra work on weekened can't fix it.
There is no bad hair day for a girl which hasty yet nice bun can't fix it & No pair of puffy eyes in the world which extra pair of kohl can't fix it.
There is no bad hair day for a boy which small lump of Paul Michelle gel can't fix it & no extra fat that smart Black shirt cant fix it.
There is no heart-break which talking to ur buddy at 3 am can't fix it.
There is no fight between buddies which again talking to him at 3 am can't fix it.
There is no fight with your girl which gentle kiss on forehead can't fix it.
There is no stress in the world which 1 hour of dancing like monkey can't fix it.
& above all ...
There is no lonelyness in the world which writting stupid blog like this & sendig to ur mates can't fix it :)


-Nil Arte

Best Friend

Every guy has to has to  have foll. things

1. Killer Black Shirt
2. Smart Pair of jeans
3. Atleast one Best friend (Male)
4. Atleast one Best friend (Female)

For First 2 u can get inputs in any fasion blog

However the Last 2 are more important & here are some signs ..to find them 

Signs of A Guys best friend (Male): 
1.Is the one when you meet with females around there is just awkward silence ..
Because normally all you speak about is either profanity or Girls.
2.Always embarasses you how you got drunk & sentimental once & proposed one girl .
3.He always thinks you & ur best friend (female) will make a good couple...
Once u desperately deny it he thinks himself & her will make a good
couple :)
4.You can talk to him for hours how great is "INCEPTION" as a movie , & how he hates "PS I Love you"
5.He never reads ur blog but sends friend request to all the nice girls in ur FB !
6.He taught u how to ride motor-bike / car
7.You never bother to remember his Birthday ...& he doesn't bother to remember urs.

Signs of A Guys best friend(Female):
1.Is the one when arround you can speak to ur best friend ( male) as if there is no girl around .
2.You got drunk & sentimental & proposed to her once ..but she never embarasses you with the topic
3.She always thinks you & ur best friend (Male) will make a good couple :)
4.You can talk to her for hours how great "PS I Love you" is as a movie , & how she hates "INCEPTION"
5.She always reads ur blog & has already warn you about not sending friend request to all the nice girls in her FB.
6.U taught her how to ride motor-bike / car
7.She never forgets ur Birthday ..U forgot her birthday once & there was mayhem ..she made u tattoo the date on ur forearm !!

-----might add more as & when comes to my mind..feel free to give ur inputs

Its a wicked wicked weather !!!

Its a wicked wicked weather !!!
You miss who misses you & miss who doesn't too :)

You call her & she wont pick up
You call her & she says she will call back (you know she wont)
You call her & her no. is changed

You feel lonely sad & happy at the same time :)
Anyways you ride on alone & have fun
Because wicked weather wont stay for long
You come back & see 3 Missed calls (1 frm unknown no.)
You feel lonely sad & happy at the same time :)
Its a wicked wicked weather !!!

-Nil

New age love song

If I am your Edword will you be my Bella ??
I can be your 212 will you be my smella ?
I ll be your push n you can be my pull
I ll be your sensex love please be my bull
Fight in the night & cuddle in morning
whack smack punch n Kiss without warning :)

A song to new born kid

Hey ..
They tell me u r the new born baby
It's rocking over here & li'l scary..... may be
Hope u like the light n sun rays
Aft whole 9 months n dunno how many days
Hope u like the chaos over here
& Make ur way thru without fear
Hope u learn how to put up good fight
& stand for everything that is right
Hope u can take ur fall
& still keep walkin tall
Hope u know how to smile
& take every blow in style
It's only hopes now days I can afford
Any ways dude welcome aboard

Rules of Love (Learnt the hard way :))

Note: Just for the sake of convinience all these rules noted down are generally stated from Guys point of view however they apply to Boys , Girls , Straight , Bi's , Gays everyone !

Rule no.1: Neva Eva Steal anyone from anyone: No matter what ...how much u like a person ..how hot he/she is

Rationale: Simple how would u feel if someone hits on ur girlfriend ??

Rule no.2: Keeping up with rule no. 1 above no one I mean no one is outta ur league

No matter How rich beautiful talented she is go for her my man ...as long as ur feelings are true & she is single :)

Rationale: Lady (!)Luck always favors the brave or the stupid or the both :)

Rule no.3A: Some times she can be gem of a person,very warm, very caring...but its very important that she loves u atleast fare amount

Only being very good at heart with no or little feelings for u is not going to help in the long run !

Rationale: Remember this filmy dialog "Maine Tumhe uss nazaron se kabhi dekhaa hi nahi"

Rule no.3B: Rule 3 A's corollary is also true ...ie she might be head over heels in love with u ....suckkka for u ..crazy for u ..but what if she is a terrorist or serial killer ??

Rationale: Remember "Fanna" the movie ??

So basically its Rule 3 A AND 3 B both should hold fairly true so that u can have a good to great relationship !!!

Rule no.4: If u can fart in front of member of opp. sex & that person is not ur Parent or sibling ..u guys are in great comfort zone with each other ...take it to next level i mean relationship not farting hahahha:)

Actually it 's not that I am saying something radical or ground breaking here

Brad Pitt when comited to Jennifer Aniston already said the exactly same thing :

"Best part is I can fart in bed with Jenny around" those were his exact words :)

Rationale: That means u guys are way past the stage of always looking nice ..what u have is way stronger & more beautiful :)

Warning: It's a great indication of chemistry but u never know ...for ur Reference Brad & Jennifer are not together any more !