Monday, September 3, 2012

May be...May be Not

Reasons dude wants to stay batchelor all his life & live like a King:
  1. Barney (How I Met Your Mother).
  2. Charlie (Two and a Half Men).
  3. Porn.
  4. Being able to blow all his fat IT salary all by himself on 18000 INR Diesel Jeans.
  5. Lots & lots & lots of girls!
  6. WhatsApp.
  7. Valentines Day.

Reasons dude might want to commit someday & settle:

  1. First 15 minutes of "Up" (the movie) & Michael Giacchino's sound-track.
  2. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless mind (the movie).
  3. Porn.
  4. His Mom n Dad's Marriage.
  5. A "girl"!
  6. Tere Bina Jiya Jaye Naa (Singer: Lata Picturized on: Rekha Movie: Ghar)
  7. Diwali.
  8. Once his best friend was back from US after 6 months & his girl hugged him for like 25 minutes!!!


Saturday, August 4, 2012


Its about time I reveal this to the world:
There is some one in my life.
Someone smart sexy & with too much of power.
But then it's 2012 & today's man is not afraid of too much power in his partner right?

Also interestingly I am not the first man in her life!
she was in fact with my best friend Avi before we started seeing each other.
But then again it's 2012 & "Virgin" only applies to drinks with tiny umbrellas & no alcohol content (Boooring) :D

But now we are almost inseparable,
I take her everywhere.
We keep fooling around in bohemian ecstacy...
Doing too much PDA to peoples dismay!
In fact once my night watchman caught me kissing her but being thorough gentleman he is..he chose to ignore.

So boyz n girlz without much further ado...I give y'all 

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Woman I love U

I loved u for Sardar Sarovar
I loved u as Anna's side kick

I loved u in Dirty Picture
I loved u in Slut Walk
I loved u in the 'Oscars'
I loved u when u wrote Potter
I loved u with Dragon Tattoo

I loved u when u fed me
I loved u when u broke ma heart
I loved u when u held ma hand
I loved u when u called me Bro
I loved u when u called me Son
I loved u when u called me Punk
I loved u when u called me Idiot

I loved u when u made me laugh
I loved u when u made me cry
I loved u when u made ma brains fry

I loved u when I get tipsy
I loved u when U get tipsy

-Love n Respect ...always n forever!
-Happy women's day!

-Nil Arte