Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Six-word stories:

1.Challenge misfires: bucket had dry ice!

2.Schrödinger's cat caught... in spot fixing!!!

Foll. 2 are inspired by article in Times of India about babies with 2 Moms:


3.Well, I am my momS' son!

4.Mummy Mummy Mummy Mummy Modern bread!

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

My very own Rajni Jokes:

Each one of Rajini's six-packs has six-packs :D!

Rajini had dandruff once... thats how they started making "Sheera"!

Rajini was java programmer once... He could access private variables outside the class! :D

Rajini can make yummy 'Aam-Ras'... with tomatoes :)

Rajini's car lost a wheel-cap once while driving on a bumpy road,
It later became Captain America's "shield" :)

Friday, March 28, 2014

Jai Mata Di

Miss Ranaut,
Saw "Queen"... last night ... finally & still not able to get u out of my head!

Loved u, loved the movie!

Loved the way your eyes dance,
and naively light up in front of first love,
and start laughing before anybody else for santa Banta jokes told by self!
and spewt anger, pain & are happy at the same freaking time in your famous non-dance!
and concerned for Vijay (the hotter one not the jack a** one)
and simply show pride for being from Delhi (I can relate ... I am from Bandra / East)

Also Loved the way you ran like toddler!
And Loved all ur boho friends!

Shine on and Jai Mata Di!!!