My very own Rajni Jokes:

Each one of Rajini's six-packs has six-packs :D!

Rajini had dandruff once... thats how they started making "Sheera"!

Rajini was java programmer once... He could access private variables outside the class! :D

Rajini can make yummy 'Aam-Ras'... with tomatoes :)

Rajini's car lost a wheel-cap once while driving on a bumpy road,
It later became Captain America's "shield" :)

Jai Mata Di

Miss Ranaut,
Saw "Queen"... last night ... finally & still not able to get u out of my head!

Loved u, loved the movie!

Loved the way your eyes dance,
and naively light up in front of first love,
and start laughing before anybody else for santa Banta jokes told by self!
and spewt anger, pain & are happy at the same freaking time in your famous non-dance!
and concerned for Vijay (the hotter one not the jack a** one)
and simply show pride for being from Delhi (I can relate ... I am from Bandra / East)

Also Loved the way you ran like toddler!
And Loved all ur boho friends!

Shine on and Jai Mata Di!!!

May be...May be Not

Reasons dude wants to stay batchelor all his life & live like a King:

1. Barney (How I Met Your Mother).
2. Charlie (Two and a Half Men).
3. Porn.
4. Being able to blow all his fat IT salary all by himself on 18000 INR Diesel Jeans.
5. Lots & lots & lots of girls!
6. WhatsApp.
7. Valentines Day.

Reasons dude might want to commit someday & settle:

1. First 15 minutes of "Up" (the movie) & Michael Giacchino's sound-track.
2. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless mind (the movie).
3. Porn.
4. His Mom n Dad's Marriage.
5. A "girl"!
6. Tere Bina Jiya Jaye Naa (Singer: Lata Picturized on: Rekha Movie: Ghar)
7. Diwali.
8. Once his best friend was back from US after 6 months & his girl hugged him for like 25 minutes!!!

-Nil

Rihana

Its about time I reveal this to the world:
There is some one in my life.
Someone smart sexy & with too much of power.
But then it's 2012 & today's man is not afraid of too much power in his partner right?


Also interestingly I am not the first man in her life!
she was in fact with my best friend Avi before we started seeing each other.
But then again it's 2012 & "Virgin" only applies to drinks with tiny umbrellas & no alcohol content (Boooring) :D


But now we are almost inseparable,
I take her everywhere.
We keep fooling around in bohemian ecstacy...
Doing too much PDA to peoples dismay!
In fact once my night watchman caught me kissing her but being thorough gentleman he is..he chose to ignore.


So boyz n girlz without much further ado...I give y'all 
"RIHANA" 

Woman I love U

I loved u for Sardar Sarovar
I loved u as Anna's side kick

I loved u in Dirty Picture
I loved u in Slut Walk
I loved u in the 'Oscars'
I loved u when u wrote Potter
I loved u with Dragon Tattoo

I loved u when u fed me
I loved u when u broke ma heart
I loved u when u held ma hand
I loved u when u called me Bro
I loved u when u called me Son
I loved u when u called me Punk
I loved u when u called me Idiot

I loved u when u made me laugh
I loved u when u made me cry
I loved u when u made ma brains fry

I loved u when I get tipsy
I loved u when U get tipsy


-Love n Respect ...always n forever!
-Happy women's day!

-Nil Arte

There is no bug in the java programme that extra work on weekened can't fix it.
There is no bad hair day for a girl which hasty yet nice bun can't fix it & No pair of puffy eyes in the world which extra pair of kohl can't fix it.
There is no bad hair day for a boy which small lump of Paul Michelle gel can't fix it & no extra fat that smart Black shirt cant fix it.
There is no heart-break which talking to ur buddy at 3 am can't fix it.
There is no fight between buddies which again talking to him at 3 am can't fix it.
There is no fight with your girl which gentle kiss on forehead can't fix it.
There is no stress in the world which 1 hour of dancing like monkey can't fix it.
& above all ...
There is no lonelyness in the world which writting stupid blog like this & sendig to ur mates can't fix it :)


-Nil Arte

Best Friend

Every guy has to has to  have foll. things

1. Killer Black Shirt
2. Smart Pair of jeans
3. Atleast one Best friend (Male)
4. Atleast one Best friend (Female)

For First 2 u can get inputs in any fasion blog

However the Last 2 are more important & here are some signs ..to find them 

Signs of A Guys best friend (Male): 
1.Is the one when you meet with females around there is just awkward silence ..
Because normally all you speak about is either profanity or Girls.
2.Always embarasses you how you got drunk & sentimental once & proposed one girl .
3.He always thinks you & ur best friend (female) will make a good couple...
Once u desperately deny it he thinks himself & her will make a good
couple :)
4.You can talk to him for hours how great is "INCEPTION" as a movie , & how he hates "PS I Love you"
5.He never reads ur blog but sends friend request to all the nice girls in ur FB !
6.He taught u how to ride motor-bike / car
7.You never bother to remember his Birthday ...& he doesn't bother to remember urs.

Signs of A Guys best friend(Female):
1.Is the one when arround you can speak to ur best friend ( male) as if there is no girl around .
2.You got drunk & sentimental & proposed to her once ..but she never embarasses you with the topic
3.She always thinks you & ur best friend (Male) will make a good couple :)
4.You can talk to her for hours how great "PS I Love you" is as a movie , & how she hates "INCEPTION"
5.She always reads ur blog & has already warn you about not sending friend request to all the nice girls in her FB.
6.U taught her how to ride motor-bike / car
7.She never forgets ur Birthday ..U forgot her birthday once & there was mayhem ..she made u tattoo the date on ur forearm !!

-----might add more as & when comes to my mind..feel free to give ur inputs